Philophile 5: Blind Olympian, Yo Quiero Meximelt, Straight Arrow Ministries
Bobbie Doolie is back, and she is a little worried about a blind distance runner who qualified for the olympics. This one is SFW, if they don’t mind you laughing at your desk. At the end is a special treat, Bobbie sings some of your favorite patriotic tunes… like Born in the USA.
I promised my fellow collaborators I would keep the Phil posts to a minimum (I know nobody listens to them, I guess I just like the mechanics of sharing). I couldn’t hold on to this one… Brass Villaneuva may have been born in America, but longs for the comfort of his culture - the Taco Bell Chihuahua. Listen to Brass fumble through his spanish and threaten America with the loss of their favorite Latin performers like Cheech and Chong and Desi Arnez. Mi-mi barrio! mi, mi raza! Oh, and he is a young latin warrior - of course.
This final one is for fritoP. I believe it is the first show he ever heard. Warren Benman just ended a ten year homosexual relationship. He was so disgusted with himself he sought out Straight Arrow Ministries - unfortunately, Reverend Dozier uses aversion therapy.
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Fuerto Latino Varone! Viva Encino!