Scumbag of The Week 4: Viper
Like Dr. Ray Stantz in Ghostbusters - “WE GOT ONE!!!!!” Viper is a cool-cat. The ladies used to dig him tho he rarely wears underwear, and when he does its usually something unusual. The life of a security guard is a rough one. Chicks (even 18 year old drunk spring breakers) usually don’t warm up when you tell them you are working your way up the mallcop ladder. So what’s a 29 year old frustrated partyboy supposed to do for lovin?
Why… rape an 18 year old girl and throw her off the hotel balcony, that’s what!
Police say hotel security guard Shawn Wuertly, 29 raped an 18-year old college student the Sandpiper Beacon Beach Resort in Panama Beach Cityand then threw the young woman from a sixth floor balcony. The woman survived the attack and was able to give statements implicating Wuertly, according to Panama Beach City Police Major Dave Humphreys. The woman remains in stable condition at a nearby hospital.
On our modified scorecard, this loser gets 5 points for sexual perversion and another 5 for brutality. He misses out on the points for a homicide, but that retarded tattoo lands him an automatic 7 points for being lame. 17 is a darn good score - atta boy Viper! Link to the article
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What a pig!
But around 1 a.m. Monday morning, Wuertly allegedly grabbed the woman in a hallway of the Sandpiper Beacon Beach Resort in Panama City, and allegedly forced her into an unoccupied room using a hotel passkey. Wuertly attacked the woman and a struggle ensued, Humphreys said.
Wow, quite a killstrike on the security guard nation trn…
Having been a “security guard” with a bright orange shirt, no weapon, no mace and a strict “no-touch” rule - I can tell you that most of the security guards I have met suffer from some sort of chromosome deficiency or hereditary strabismus. Also, the fact that the security guard industry has provided millions of stable jobs to victims of incest should be considered. I believe that arbitrarily awarding someone an extra 5 points because their chosen profession consists of watching Hawaii 5-0 reruns at 3 AM is premature.
We will ask Tai-Pan for a ruling.
I think he should get a few extra just for being a security guard… Is there any more telling sign of you being a douche than holding a job as a security guard. Almost guarantees that you are dishonest