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Conan is coming in the summer of ‘09LINK


For the ladies…

Fanboys and women alike woke up to the terrible news this morning that due to incessant nagging, legendary Welsh hunkster Christian Bale had to set his mother and sister straight. Don’t worry ladies - I am sure it is all a misunderstanding - but for the last time…  It’s my house and if I want [...]


A QT scoop doesnt embarass me but does an MST3K one embarass TAI PAN?!!!

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - 20th Anniversay Bonus Material Info
Material to include Comic Con panel

The Mystery Science Theater 3000 - 20th Anniversary Edition DVD from Shout! Factory, due October 28th, will contain 4 episodes on 4 DVDs, plus bonus material. While the episodes won’t be named until the San Diego Comic Con coming up shortly, [...]


NEWSFLASH: Harry Shearer drops hint that Spinal Tap may tour next year

Harry Shearer aka Derek Smalls is on a radio tour promoting his new Bush-bashing album “Songs from the Bushman”. While its sad to see Harry lump himself in with all of the angry, bad comedians out there - Shearer’s past work more than makes up for such silly potshots. Much more interesting was his mention [...]


I LOVE scooping Mr. Industry, aka fritoP. Get ready for ‘Inglorious Bastards’

I guess this is my way of saying “first!” like all those loser commenters…  Rumored for years, QT has been shopping his completed script to the studios. Despite the lackluster box office success of Grindhouse - this is a film that HAS to be made. QT + WW2 equals something approaching nirvana. Check it out…  [...]


Bond is back… The Rise of Smersh

Smersh is short for Smiert Spionam - Russian for “Death to Spies” (is that right, Mattdawg?).  Smersh was an actual Russian counterintelligence organization and Bond’s nemesis in Fleming’s books, but in the movies it was changed to SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism Revenge and Extortion) to not antagonize the USSR. (yes-all of that is from [...]


Frank Rich Stole my idea

He needs to get a life, because he takes it seriously, I don’t have the time to explain, someday I will
I am going to spout expletives about him on my other blog


OBAMA SELECTS VP Running Mate

After realizing this weekend that Americans not only hate America but the entire human race as well, Barack Obama has selected his Vice Presidential Running Mate. “After I took my family to the movies this weekend, I came out of the theater, and the answer just came to me.” Obama said. “It turned out to [...]


This Mamba can fly

Honestly, I can’t tell if this is fake or not (well, the fact that he looks like he shot out of a cannon should be a clue, but I saw him do that three times in Game 4). So, the omniscient Tai-Pan needs your help. Real or Fake? whaddaya think?
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Never Enough

I’m dusting off my black eye-liner and Doc Martens and getting ready for tomorrow’s Cure concert in SLC.  (Okay, so perhaps not my Docs, I don’t seem to have those anymore) 
While I know that Tai-Pan is not quite as excited as I am to see The Cure, he has agreed to join me; all he [...]