Politix
Yes, thank goodness for the Rev.
I don’t think Barack has any nuts to cut off, didn’t Michelle do that already. Isn’t that a black ritual.
Hablas Espanol?
Great, not only do I have some moron at a networking event telling me I should speak Spanish, now I have our favorite Magic Negro telling me my kids should speak Spanish.
Just because I live in a border state and happen to have a last name with some Latino (PC term, I guess) flair does not [...]
Frank Rich Stole my idea
He needs to get a life, because he takes it seriously, I don’t have the time to explain, someday I will
I am going to spout expletives about him on my other blog
This is getting ridiculous… C’mon people don’t be chumps
Blandlife, your one-stop shop for exposing the myth of everyone’s favorite Magic Negro.
One of the biggest surprises this election season is that no matter how many times you point out that Obama lacks the experience, wisdom and convictions to lead the country for four years, his brainwashed minions just don’t listen. Their inexplicable infatuation is [...]
OBAMA SELECTS VP Running Mate
After realizing this weekend that Americans not only hate America but the entire human race as well, Barack Obama has selected his Vice Presidential Running Mate. “After I took my family to the movies this weekend, I came out of the theater, and the answer just came to me.” Obama said. “It turned out to [...]
Barack Obama Doesn’t Like Muslim People
But for Obama, the old-fashioned image-making contrasts with his promise to transcend identity politics and to embrace all elements of America. The incidents in Michigan, which has one of the largest Arab and Muslim populations in the country, also raise an aspect of his campaign that sometimes rubs Muslims the wrong way: The candidate [...]
Barack & The Man With The Yellow Hat
Seems that a few folks are upset with some Barack t-shirts that have pictures of Curious George on them.
Buy your shirt here: Spring River Tees or for those readers in Marietta, Georgia area, you can pick up another style at Mulligan’s Food & Spirits.
Scumbag of the Week 8: Todd S. Purdum & The Comeback Id
Sorry about the back-to-back SOTW posts, but this one came to us courtesy of Bill Clinton.
Seems like he was just a littleupset at Purdum’s latest article in Vanity Fair entitled ‘The Comeback Id’ . When asked about the article, Clinton called Purdum “sleazy”, “a real slimy guy”, and (a blandlife favorite) ”a scumbag”.
Funny, we use those same [...]
Bill Cosby Strikes Again?
This isn’t new to us; we have heard Bill Cosby call out the Black community before. He’s gone so far as saying Black children who cannot read and write “are going nowhere”. He has a message for Black men to “stop beating up your women” and criticizes the culture for “babies [who] are wearing $40 sneakers [...]
Blandlife News Translation Service (To be known as BNTS)
Blandlife feels your pain. Too often we read a news story and don’t really know what to think. It becomes difficult to pick out the jewels of truth in a fog of the reporter’s own biases and propaganda. It has taken me years of burning newspapers, broken TV remotes and repairing holes in drywall to reach [...]
