Archive for November, 2007
Completely Ignorant Review: Sundance Lineup
Many years ago, my brother and I rented a car and drove up to Sundance-it proved to be a memorable experience. We stayed at my grandparents’ house and had a friend of mine buy us discount student tickets. I think we saw 5 or 6 films and had a great time. In honor of the [...]
Who said the PS3 was a waste of money?
Forget Star Wars 3. There are cooler things to be done, like cryptography cracking. Taking advantage of the Cell’s vector architecture a security consultant with Security-assessment.com has cooked up a way to to bust passwords open like bad Easter eggs really, really fast. His Crackstation shoves past “the current upper limit of 10-15 million cycles [...]
Christmas still sucks
But I had dejavu at the end of the video, I think it was because of that movie BRING ME THE HEAD OF ALFREDO GARCIA
In order to quell some of the confusion
A BBC documentary discusses the differences between midgets and dwarfs. I hope this resolves some of the questions being raised and demonstrates Blandlife’s commitment to clear and fact based dialogue.
A nice “little” story…awhile back…Indy and a girlfriend were picked up from Kidzone, where one of the caretakers was a little person. They got in the back of the car and the mom heard them talking about the little person. They were trying to remember how they are described…and Indy shouted out, “I know, I [...]
219 MPH on the Loop 202!
Man has himself videotaped breaking the speed limit by more than 150 mph!DPS really wants to talk to a man who had himself videotaped doing 219 miles-per-hour in his Lamborghini Murcielago on the Loop 202. The man claims in the video to have broken a speed record for the car.
The man can be seen hitting [...]
Little Buddy
Here are two articles about Chuey, The Rock & Roll Midget who has his very own mini-bar in Scottsdale…http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/2007/05/pull_up_a_stool_at_chueys_midg.phphttp://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2006-04-13/news/mouthful-of-midget/
Pro-Midget and Dwarf Post
For those of you unaware, Blandlife became the center of a heated debate concerning midgets’ usefulness and whether it is polticially correct to draw attention to their diminished stature. I do not want to mention names but things were said and accusations were leveled that will forever be a black spot on the reputable nature [...]
TV Review: Tom Thumb in the Land of the Giants (1999)
While on vacation, I was introduced to a show on TLC called “Little People: Big World” I have come to learn that it is quite popular and everybody but me is acquainted with it. I have to tell you, this show is incredible! It mixes all the best parts of reality tv, drama, road [...]
R.I.P. La Rue
Well, I had planned to make a running diary of my experiences buying food and supplies for my grandmother in a nursing home, and I had garnered quite a bit of material. True to form, she surprised everybody and checked out early Thanksgiving morning - certainly not souring the turkey, but giving us some added [...]


