Archive for May, 2008
Scumbag of the Week 7: Moleman
No, this man is not the inspiration for the beloved Moleman character from the Simpsons, but it kind of works, right? This time we will try something different - can you guess what he was recently arrested for?
This Mamba can fly
Honestly, I can’t tell if this is fake or not (well, the fact that he looks like he shot out of a cannon should be a clue, but I saw him do that three times in Game 4). So, the omniscient Tai-Pan needs your help. Real or Fake? whaddaya think?
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Never Enough
I’m dusting off my black eye-liner and Doc Martens and getting ready for tomorrow’s Cure concert in SLC. (Okay, so perhaps not my Docs, I don’t seem to have those anymore)
While I know that Tai-Pan is not quite as excited as I am to see The Cure, he has agreed to join me; all he […]
Bill Cosby Strikes Again?
This isn’t new to us; we have heard Bill Cosby call out the Black community before. He’s gone so far as saying Black children who cannot read and write “are going nowhere”. He has a message for Black men to “stop beating up your women” and criticizes the culture for “babies [who] are wearing $40 sneakers […]
BEWARE them coyotes!!!
I opened my email today and saw a message from an “unknown” mailer…I decided to take my chances and open it…apparently it was mailed to our neighborhood email list (used for garage sales etc…) by someone who lives near us…(name has been changed to protect…)
”Hi my name is Rachel and I live on Hualapais in […]
IMFDB - the internet movie firearms database
What gun was he/she/it holding in that scene? HERE IT ISSoooo coool.LINK
Blandlife News Translation Service (To be known as BNTS)
Blandlife feels your pain. Too often we read a news story and don’t really know what to think. It becomes difficult to pick out the jewels of truth in a fog of the reporter’s own biases and propaganda. It has taken me years of burning newspapers, broken TV remotes and repairing holes in drywall to reach […]
Iron Man is official the most overrated film of the year.
Why because Indy 4 will suck and disappoint anyone expecting greatness from a bunch of old men, as I knew it would and it shouldn’t make too much money. And it features the homoerotic Robert Downey Jr. in suit with a giant titanium codpiece. Plus we all know this is not going to […]
The Nelson Costa Rica Law School Surf Tour 2008
Sponsored by FAFSA, Sallie Mae, and Wells Fargo with ongoing donations from “The Parker Nelson Pleasurable Beach Experience Protection Insurance,” for 5,000 colones he promises not to kick sand on you.
The Wachowskis Save the World and Bring us out of the Second Great Depression
What I witnessed this weekend was HOPE, something so amazing and universally appealing that it is bound to end hunger and disease across the planet.
