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	<title>DARKSIDE of Blandlife</title>
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	<description>Tasteless Humor with a bit of Darkness (get it)</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sex And The City</title>
		<link>http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/archives/20</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cindy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So I had a laugh yesterday when I heard Rush answer the question &#8220;Why Men Hate Sex and the City??&#8221; 
His response: 

 These kinds of women make them sick; the kinds of women that are always shopping for the latest high heels and sitting around in bars drinking and bitching about men all the time.  People that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I had a laugh yesterday when I heard <a href="http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_060908/content/01125112.guest.html" title="Rush">Rush answer</a> the question &#8220;Why Men Hate Sex and the City??&#8221; </p>
<p>His response: </p>
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<li><font size="2" face="Arial"> These kinds of women make them sick; the kinds of women that are always shopping for the latest high heels and sitting around in bars drinking and bitching about men all the time.  People that are constantly involved in relationship analysis will drive men to the golf course, the bar, or wherever they want to go faster than anything.  The last thing that a guy wants to hear about is relationship analysis.  It ain&#8217;t going to happen. </font></li>
<li><font face="Arial"><font size="2"><strong>The women in this movie are not hot.</strong>  I hate to be so blatantly honest here.  The only way to get a man to see a chick flick is if Cameron Diaz or Julia Roberts or somebody similar is in the damn movie. Hot women. This new movie, as well as the TV show, offers horse face, giraffe neck, skank well past her time, and that brunette who is not bad looking, but certainly not enough to make up for all the rest.</font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="2">  </font></font></li>
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		<title>Diablo Cody, Juno &#038; the P@%y Ranch</title>
		<link>http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/archives/6</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fritop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Now I know what you are saying
&#8220;Her time in the strip club world would not be limited to stripping. Later she would indulge readers with her exploits in private shows and simulated intercourse.&#8221;
Wikipedia
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I know what you are saying</p>
<p>&#8220;Her time in the strip club world would not be limited to stripping. Later she would indulge readers with her exploits in private shows and simulated intercourse.&#8221;<br />
Wikipedia</p>
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		<title>Whew</title>
		<link>http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/archives/19</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fritop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[THREAT OF WORLD AIDS PANDEMIC IS OVER
FOR homosexuals that is.Link
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1><small>THREAT OF WORLD AIDS PANDEMIC IS OVER</small></h1>
<p><small>FOR homosexuals that is.</small><br /><a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-wellbeing/health-news/threat-of-world-aids-pandemic-among-heterosexuals-is-over-report-admits-842478.html">Link</a></p>
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		<title>This is Not the problem</title>
		<link>http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/archives/18</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fritop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Obama quits Chicago church after long controversy
LInk
The problem with Obama&#8217;s Church is that he has been attending it for the last 20 years, his wife has been attending it for the last 20 years.  He cannot denounce his church because he believes his church he has been indoctrinated by it.  20 years of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Obama quits Chicago church after long controversy</b></p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9111UBG0&amp;show_article=1">LInk</a></p>
<p>The problem with Obama&#8217;s Church is that he has been attending it for the last 20 years, his wife has been attending it for the last 20 years.  He cannot denounce his church because he believes his church he has been indoctrinated by it.  20 years of Rev. Wright&#8217;s sermons don&#8217;t just go through one ear and out the other, that is why he was so popular.  Even Obama&#8217;s children have been attending this church ever since they were born.  That is the problem, and Obama keeps trying to make moves to deflect these facts.  This is pretty serious.</p>
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		<title>Great Article - Kennedy had his ass handed to him by the Ruskies</title>
		<link>http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/archives/17</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 19:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fritop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[n a debate last July, Mr. Obama pledged to meet,
without precondition, the leaders of Iran, North Korea, Syria and Cuba.
He called President Bush&#8217;s refusal to meet with them &#8220;ridiculous&#8221; and a
&#8220;disgrace.&#8221;
Heavily criticized, Mr. Obama dug in rather than
backtrack. He&#8217;s claimed, in defense of his position, that John F.
Kennedy&#8217;s 1961 summit with Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>n a debate last July, Mr. Obama pledged to meet,<br />
without precondition, the leaders of Iran, North Korea, Syria and Cuba.<br />
He called President Bush&#8217;s refusal to meet with them &#8220;ridiculous&#8221; and a<br />
&#8220;disgrace.&#8221;</p>
<p class="times">Heavily criticized, Mr. Obama dug in rather than<br />
backtrack. He&#8217;s claimed, in defense of his position, that John F.<br />
Kennedy&#8217;s 1961 summit with Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev in Vienna<br />
was a crucial meeting that led to the end of the Cold War.</p>
<p class="times">Not quite. Kennedy himself admitted he was unprepared<br />
for Khrushchev&#8217;s bullying. &#8220;He beat the hell out of me,&#8221; Kennedy<br />
confided to advisers. The Soviet leader reported to his Politburo that<br />
the American president was weak. Two months later, the Berlin Wall was<br />
erected and stood for 28 years.</p>
<p class="times"></p>
<p class="times"><a target="_blank" href="http://online.wsj.com/article_print/SB121210923476431299.html">LINK</a></p>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t watch this stuff But you can</title>
		<link>http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/archives/16</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 18:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fritop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ LINK to the TRAILER


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <a href="http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/05/29/must-watch-the-coen-brothers-burn-after-reading-trailer/" target="_blank">LINK to the TRAILER</a></p>
<p><img src="http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/title.gif" width="443" height="142" /><br />
<img src="http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cast.gif" width="259" height="146" /></p>
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		<title>Worst album Covers (But I actually Like Some of them)</title>
		<link>http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/archives/11</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 18:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fritop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Link
That is Billy Barty
She aint got no Damn Hands

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-worst-album-ugc,0,5066300.ugcphotogallery">Link</a></p>
<p>That is Billy Barty<br /><img src="http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/barty.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>She aint got no Damn Hands<br /><img src="http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nohands.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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		<title>Worst album Covers (But I actually Like Some of them)</title>
		<link>http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/archives/8</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 18:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fritop</dc:creator>
		
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That is Billy Barty
She aint got no Damn Hands

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-worst-album-ugc,0,5066300.ugcphotogallery">Link</a></p>
<p>That is Billy Barty<br /><img src="file:///C:/Users/COURTL%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>She aint got no Damn Hands<br /><img src="file:///C:/Users/COURTL%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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		<title>I sooo wouldn&#8217;t have done him back then</title>
		<link>http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/archives/7</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fritop</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Have you seen this TARD</title>
		<link>http://www.blandlife.com/darkside/archives/5</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fritop</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  
Apparently he went missing, that is pretty jacked up, to lose track of you tard don&#8217;t you think. Seriously funny picture aside who does that to a poor guy.
Here is the story, Hey TRN tell me if you see him he was last seen near the commons. Just kidding no it was in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>  <img src="http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/18/2008/01/17/175x131/missing_ernesto_robles.JPG" alt="lost tard" width="175" align="top" height="131" /></p>
<p>Apparently he went missing, that is pretty jacked up, to lose track of you tard don&#8217;t you think. Seriously funny picture aside who does that to a poor guy.</p>
<p>Here is the story, Hey TRN tell me if you see him he was last seen near the commons. Just kidding no it was in Van Nuys I guess I live closer to that then you do.</p>
<p><a href="http://cbs2.com/local/Missing.Man.Autism.2.631427.html" title="tard lost">link</a></p>
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