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The Nelson Costa Rica Law School Surf Tour 2008
Sponsored by FAFSA, Sallie Mae, and Wells Fargo with ongoing donations from “The Parker Nelson Pleasurable Beach Experience Protection Insurance,” for 5,000 colones he promises not to kick sand on you.
Amy Sedaris Pimps Microsoft Office 2007
The Next Babe Ruth?
My Sojourn Into the Underground World of Domestic Terrorists and Pornographers
It amazes me how quickly one can find himself surrounded by the dregs of society when he embarks on a simple task of wanting to watch live baseball. This article might get a little technical but I will dumb it down for the non-techno-dorks who might read this.
Diamondbacks Face the Classic Pitcher’s Dilemma
There is a dilemma for every pitcher when a hitter takes one deep and stands at the plate to gloat, do you put a fastball into somebodies kidney or do you stand back on the mound and put so much stuff on your next three pitches that the next batter looks like a fool swinging [...]
Obama Shmomama… Opening Day Was Today
Sports fans come in a variety of shades and though the football type is often the most simplistic, I find that I can still enjoy the complex stratagem of the sport in spite of its stereotypically male crowds. Basketball, however, has never granted me the appropriate amount of mental stimulation to compensate for the brutish [...]
One Step Closer to Discovering the Fate of D.B. Cooper.
Children playing outside their home on the Washington-Oregon border uncovered a parachute that might belong to the famed airplane hijacker D.B. Cooper, leading the FBI one step closer to the only successful hijacker in history. Link
trn Surfs Mexico
Thursday morning (May 20th) at 4:00am, trn packed his two kids, wife, and surfboards atop his car and drove 4 hours south of the Mexican border and then four wheeled for another hour to one of the most secret surf spots in North America.
Natalie Portman Is A Str8 Up Gangsta
Every once in a while SNL has something worth watching…
Popular Misconceptions Exposed by the 2008 Primaries
I am sure that most of the Blandlife readers are already aware of the public misconceptions about the tenets of each political party but in the rare case that a Democrat leaning reader might wander onto our site *cough* Ross *cough*, I thought it would be of some benefit to start a thread detailing the [...]
