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The Most Awesomest Thing the Military Has Ever Created
Forgive my masochism - and the fact that this clip is months old. There is a part of me that is ashamed that I get so much joy and satisfaction out of watching a reporter from the venerable 60 Minutes get blasted with a military “Pain Ray”. Really, on the list of most awesome things [...]
For Whom The Bell Tolls Part 2
This post is intended to bridge the chasm of friendship that has developed between myself and some of my snake loving family members. Firmly entrenched in downtown Phoenix and charged with promoting economic development downtown I am nonetheless an unabashed Dodger fan. Anybody who has been to a Dodger-Dback game in Phoenix knows that Phoenix [...]
McCain - Where is the ad?
Greetings. It seems that school, the pressures of life and vacation have kept our writers busy for a few weeks. Well, we are back with a vengeance and a new feature entitled “Where’s the ad?” Today the Obama campaign may have made its first huge mistake. Please, obamramadingdongs, explain to me how this is a new brand [...]
Steinbeigle Banner
The following is a list of people who have donated money towards purchasing a Yuma High School 100th anniversary banner honoring the Steinbeigle Family:
Vegans kill more animals than omnivores
Sorry hippies… mice are people too!
In 2001, S. L. Davis of the Department of Animal Sciences at Oregon State University, Corvallis, wrote a paper claiming that the diet most likely to result in the deaths of the fewest animals would be beef, lamb, and dairy — not vegan. Davis found a study that measured mouse [...]
For the ladies…
Fanboys and women alike woke up to the terrible news this morning that due to incessant nagging, legendary Welsh hunkster Christian Bale had to set his mother and sister straight. Don’t worry ladies - I am sure it is all a misunderstanding - but for the last time… It’s my house and if I want [...]
The Messiah comes to Denver!! Hope, Change…. and urine bombs?
(Scene: a quiet evening in a random city. You can catch a glimpse of the Obama sign in the front yard as a white-middle class man and his 10-year old son lounge on the sofa. They are watching television and a report about the upcoming Democratic convention piques the boy’s interest.)
Little Johnny Dem: Daddy, can [...]
NEWSFLASH: Harry Shearer drops hint that Spinal Tap may tour next year
Harry Shearer aka Derek Smalls is on a radio tour promoting his new Bush-bashing album “Songs from the Bushman”. While its sad to see Harry lump himself in with all of the angry, bad comedians out there - Shearer’s past work more than makes up for such silly potshots. Much more interesting was his mention [...]
I LOVE scooping Mr. Industry, aka fritoP. Get ready for ‘Inglorious Bastards’
I guess this is my way of saying “first!” like all those loser commenters… Rumored for years, QT has been shopping his completed script to the studios. Despite the lackluster box office success of Grindhouse - this is a film that HAS to be made. QT + WW2 equals something approaching nirvana. Check it out… [...]
Bond is back… The Rise of Smersh
Smersh is short for Smiert Spionam - Russian for “Death to Spies” (is that right, Mattdawg?). Smersh was an actual Russian counterintelligence organization and Bond’s nemesis in Fleming’s books, but in the movies it was changed to SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism Revenge and Extortion) to not antagonize the USSR. (yes-all of that is from [...]
