Archive for July, 2008
Yes, thank goodness for the Rev.
I don’t think Barack has any nuts to cut off, didn’t Michelle do that already. Isn’t that a black ritual.
NEWSFLASH: Harry Shearer drops hint that Spinal Tap may tour next year
Harry Shearer aka Derek Smalls is on a radio tour promoting his new Bush-bashing album “Songs from the Bushman”. While its sad to see Harry lump himself in with all of the angry, bad comedians out there - Shearer’s past work more than makes up for such silly potshots. Much more interesting was his mention [...]
Hablas Espanol?
Great, not only do I have some moron at a networking event telling me I should speak Spanish, now I have our favorite Magic Negro telling me my kids should speak Spanish.
Just because I live in a border state and happen to have a last name with some Latino (PC term, I guess) flair does not [...]
I LOVE scooping Mr. Industry, aka fritoP. Get ready for ‘Inglorious Bastards’
I guess this is my way of saying “first!” like all those loser commenters… Rumored for years, QT has been shopping his completed script to the studios. Despite the lackluster box office success of Grindhouse - this is a film that HAS to be made. QT + WW2 equals something approaching nirvana. Check it out… [...]
Bond is back… The Rise of Smersh
Smersh is short for Smiert Spionam - Russian for “Death to Spies” (is that right, Mattdawg?). Smersh was an actual Russian counterintelligence organization and Bond’s nemesis in Fleming’s books, but in the movies it was changed to SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism Revenge and Extortion) to not antagonize the USSR. (yes-all of that is from [...]
Frank Rich Stole my idea
He needs to get a life, because he takes it seriously, I don’t have the time to explain, someday I will
I am going to spout expletives about him on my other blog
This is getting ridiculous… C’mon people don’t be chumps
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One of the biggest surprises this election season is that no matter how many times you point out that Obama lacks the experience, wisdom and convictions to lead the country for four years, his brainwashed minions just don’t listen. Their inexplicable infatuation is [...]
OBAMA SELECTS VP Running Mate
After realizing this weekend that Americans not only hate America but the entire human race as well, Barack Obama has selected his Vice Presidential Running Mate. “After I took my family to the movies this weekend, I came out of the theater, and the answer just came to me.” Obama said. “It turned out to [...]
